[Verse 1] Well, the French are the best at haute cuisine And the Brazilians can fair kick a ball The Poles love a drop o the aul potcheen Where do the Northern Irish fit into it all? [Verse 2] The English they love a good queue (or two!) And for a schmoke the Dutch are quite famed Italians they a-talk a-with-a their hands (it’s true!) What can the Northern Irish claim? [Verse 3] Well I know what you’re thinking (ya right fuckin chancer) But your error is quite clearly glaring It’s not what you’re thinking is the answer The Norn Irish can't be topped for the swearin! [Chorus] Well I wonder... Would ya ever take yer face fer a shite Lick the back of my ballbag, ya blurt You're out o yer fuckin cursin depth alright Ya bin hokin cunt Ya hallion Ya dirtbirt Da fuck are you lookin at, ya ugly fat minger Ya manky wee hoor ye - sure naaaaaa! So wined yer neck in - just one more thing, yeah? ...Yer Ma's yer fuckin Da [Verse 4] The Canadians and Japanese are wild polite And them Ozzies are dead down to earth The Germans are said to be a wee bit uptight But we're slabbers right from our birth [Bridge] We start off normal, then we have to take the piss I've had a few drinks, where was I with this [Verse 5] The Welsh love to worry a wee sheep or two Them Danes need to straighten their bakes State o the Yanks, the fat ignorant tubes I let them English cunts off easy, fucks sake [Chorus] Well I wonder... Would ya ever take yer face fer a shite Lick the back of my ballbag, ya blurt You're out o yer fuckin cursin depth alright Ya bin hokin cunt! Ya hallion! Ya dirtbirt! Da fuck are you lookin at, ya ugly fat minger Ya manky wee hoor ye - sure naaaaaa! So wined yer neck in - just one more thing, yeah? ...Yer Ma's yer fuckin Da [Verse 6] And if you don’t like it, ya fuckin clampit Well, I’m gonna be upfront We’ve a million ways, if you demand it To tell you yer a cunt [Verse 7] We'll let you have your triumphs, now Wouldn't touch em with a fuckin bargepole We're born with swamps in place of mouths We're filthier than the Devil's arsehole! [Outro] Well I wonder... Would ya ever take yer face fer a shite Lick the back of my ballbag, ya blurt You're out o yer fuckin cursin depth alright Ya bin hokin cunt! Ya hallion! Ya dirtbirt! Da fuck are you lookin at, ya ugly fat minger Ya manky wee hoor ye - sure naaaaaa! So wined yer neck in - just one more thing, yeah? ...Yer Ma's yer fuckin Da [Verse 1] Well
