Ahoy! ... I'd give my glass eye to have you back by my side, but then you couldn't stand the sight of me. To keep you my catch, I would wear an eyepatch, but you say it looks a bit too piratey Arrrrr If only we could see eye to eye or at least stand each other. Perhaps the strings of life could align and we could stand together. There's always something, it seems, to conspire to keep us at arm's length. Too much baggage, i once believed, but now i think you don't like that I am an amputee ( Peg leg! )Arrrrr Let's turn this boat around and set sail to lands so lush and clean. Just pay no mind to my festering wounds and the slightest bit of gangrene Arrrr I'll set sail on the seas to spare you the sight of me all maimed and mangled and marred. I'll presume you don't want me because of my deformities while I choose to disregard my emotional inadequacies ... Arrrr