
Sisters in Blue
[Verse 1] At the end o' the High Street there’s a wee badge and a grin Two gum-chewin' terrors with mud on their chin They’ll nick yer chips then call it “community care” Take a wee dram for evidence and nap in the chair They know every landlord they know every back door If the town gets fresh they’ll be knockin’ for more And the captain’s so ancient he just nods and says “aye” So the whole bloomin’ village keeps one eye shut by [Pre-Chorus] But the clock kept turnin’ and the gossip got loud A new cap came walkin’ through the centre o’ town He said “Show me the books” and he didn’t blink twice Then he followed the trail of the pies and the lies [Chorus] Sisters in Blue, Sisters in Blue They laughed at the town like they always do Sisters in Blue, Sisters in Blue A new cap saw through that rotten old crew (Oo-oo) Sisters in Blue (Oo-oo) Caught in the act at last [Verse 2] They’d “search” the baker’s van for a missing scone Then leave with a sausage roll and a packet of bone They’d shake down the market for a “safety” fee Then drink all the tea like it was plain meant to be But the old cap retired with a creak and a sigh New boots in the station new eyes on the prize He found wee receipts in a drawer by the sink And one muddy handprint on the chief’s teacup link [Pre-Chorus] Now the locker room’s silent and the jokes fell flat The pair in their mirrors can’t laugh at that He stood in the doorway with the whole lot displayed And the town near collapsed when the paper was laid [Chorus] Sisters in Blue, Sisters in Blue They laughed at the town like they always do Sisters in Blue, Sisters in Blue A new cap saw through that rotten old crew (Oo-oo) Sisters in Blue (Oo-oo) Caught in the act at last [Bridge] Oh, Maggie had the ledger and Elsie had the keys One had the alibi and one had the grease But the new man said “lassies, that story’s gone stale” When he opened the cupboard there was half the town’s mail [Break] Pipe it up, pipe it high The bairns all cheer as they trot by [Final Chorus] Sisters in Blue, Sisters in Blue They laughed at the town like they always do Sisters in Blue, Sisters in Blue Now the joke’s on them and the joke is true (Oo-oo) Sisters in Blue (Oo-oo) Caught in the act at last (Oo-oo) Sisters in Blue No more tricks now, at last, at last

