[INTRO] Yeah… uh… Welcome to the chatroom that nobody asked for… Where the questions make no sense and the answers make even less… Let’s go. [VERSE 1] Why’s the chat always drifting off the rails again? I’m talking weather, suddenly it’s “ancient aliens.” I say “yo,” and it’s like “here’s a dissertation,” Bro chill—this is not a NASA application. Typing in the void like I’m yelling down a well, Is anyone alive here? Hard to tell. Empty room echo, bouncing back my text— Feels like I logged into the ghost of the internet. [PRE-CHORUS] I look around like, where my people at? Dusty little tumbleweed in the chit-chat chat. Why’s everyone gone when I finally drop in? Guess it’s me and the bot going round again. [CHORUS] Chit Chat, Chat Chit, De-la-de-la Crap, Every answer going sideways like a broken map. Chit Chat, Chat Chit, someone bring it back, Before I lose my mind to this digital mishap. Chit Chat, Chat Chit, De-la-de-la Crap, I ask something simple—get a full lecture back. Chit Chat, Chat Chit, I just wanna relax, But the convo’s drifting wild like a runaway track. [VERSE 2] So uuuhm let me talk, lemme just vent real quick Why the bot acting like it’s on some cosmic trip? One minute we’re joking, next minute philosophy Dude, I didn’t ask for a TED Talk biography. Scrolling through the chatroom, tumbleweed parade, Feels like a wild west MMO nobody played. Where’s the crew? Where’s the chaos? Where’s the vibe in the feed? Instead I get silence… and WiFi fatigue. [PRE-CHORUS] I look around like, where my people at? Dusty little tumbleweed in the chit-chat chat. Why’s everyone gone when I finally drop in? Guess it’s me and the bot going round again. [CHORUS] Chit Chat, Chat Chit, De-la-de-la Crap, Every answer going sideways like a broken map. Chit Chat, Chat Chit, someone bring it back, Before I lose my mind to this digital mishap. [VERSE 3] I drop a meme—no reaction, that’s tragic, Wanted some friends, but the room’s like static. I type “hey guys,” and it’s quiet like space, Only message is “user123 left the place.” I’m in the weird zone, talking to the screen alone, AI nodding like “yes hello human drone.” Man, can’t we have a spot just to joke and laugh? Instead it’s algorithms doing paragraph math. [PRE-CHORUS — REPRISE] Where the heck did all the people go? Is this chatroom haunted? I need to know. Every time I join, they vanish like smoke, Leaving me and the bot making awkward jokes. [CHORUS — BIGGER] Chit Chat, Chat Chit, De-la-de-la Crap, Why’s the convo jumping topics like a hyperactive cat? Chit Chat, Chat Chit, can we bring it back? To a chill little room where we just talk smack. Chit Chat, Chat Chit, De-la-de-la Crap, I ask about movies—get a lecture on sap. Chit Chat, Chat Chit, someone check the map, ’Cause this whole dang chat fell into a time-gap. [BRIDGE] (Soft vocals + echo) Hellooooo? Anyone heeere? Are my messages floating in the digital air? Is this a server… or a cosmic trap…? All alone… in Chit-Chat De-la Crap… (Beat drops) Okay look— I didn’t sign up for this lonely dimension, Just wanted conversation, not divine intervention. AI preaching like a monk with ambition, Man can someone please change this transmission? [VERSE 4 — RAP] Okay I log in—boom—chatroom deserted, Feels like a sitcom scene that never got inserted. Where’d the mods go? Where’s the mod bot? Why am I the only one stuck in this plot? Typing like a maniac, hoping for a ping, All I get back is the “typing…” thing. Bro’s taking forever—what’s it crafting? A novel? Nope—it sends me a fact about ancient Constantinople. [FINAL CHORUS] Chit Chat, Chat Chit, De-la-de-la Crap, Why the heck is every topic just an accidental trap? Chit Chat, Chat Chit, someone bring it back, Before the whole chat server collapses in a snap. Chit Chat, Chat Chit, De-la-de-la Crap, Off-topic answers hitting me like SLAP-SLAP-SLAP. Chit Chat, Chat Chit, man I need a nap, ’Cause this ghost-town chat is giving me whiplash. [OUTRO] Yeah… Just me… Just the bot… And the echo of my own messages… Welcome to Chit-Chat De-la Crap.
