Grift Parade! Grift Parade!

Clock in late ‘cause the bus won’t run, Boss docks pay says “rules are fun.” Paycheck taxed, rent goes up, Bank fees bite when you’re broke as... yup! Health plan’s junk, can’t fill the script, Cable bill’s got “fees” they slipped. Student loan’s a ten-year lie, You’ll be dead ‘fore ya see it die. Step right up to the Grift Parade, Every day aNOTHER debt to be paid. Smile real big while they cut your wage, Wave hello to the Grift Parade. Gas pump jumps when the war kicks in, Grocery shrinkflates the box you’re in. “Organic” label on the same old dirt, Pay twice the price for a 'vintage' shirt. Tip jar out at the checkout stand, Boss took tips when the law got canned. Streaming bill for a show they pulled, Landlord pockets while the walls grow mold Step right up to the grift parade, Every day another debt to be paid. Smile real big while they cut your wage, Wave hello to the grift parade. Pay for a bag that once cost none, Pay for the ice in the drink you brung. Pay to boost so your grandma sees, The post you wrote for your family. Pay to return their plastic trash. ATM fee to get your own cash, Pay for the ride, plus a “service” fee Pay to watch ads on stuff you paid to see. Step right up to the Grift Parade, Every day’s a debt to be paid. Smile real big while they cut your wage, Wave hello to the Grift Parade. Pay for the bag, pay for the ice, Pay for the boost, then pay it twice. Pay for your cash, pay for their trash, Pay for the ride, plus platform tax 2025 GENXDREAMS