[short intro] [Verse] The brave knave Dave gave his ale to the babe. How many coins can you hold in your loins A squire would require the desire of the spire. But alas the atlas wouldn't match that patch. [Hook] And the king and the queen would begin to be mean. So the knight had to fight for the right of the bright. And it went to extend, to pretend and lament, That the shield would reveal that the killed made the meal. [Short solo] [Back and forth chanting during solo] Eating a corpse, meeting remorse, beating a horse, seeking a coarse. Only to find, losing the mind, broken and blind, fallen behind. [Verse] Thus lust for blood must rush for more. But shield's twin sword, was build in sorts, And he was loyal, to fight the royal, With garlic thick on a bar-lee twig. [Hook] And the king and the queen would begin to be seen at the break of the night and would wait for invite and a few would accept out of fear and respect but they all went on missing [Verse] Sword’s horse was hoarse, and was forced to recourse and the best who said yes bred the pests in their chests so to reach of the priest who would pray for release would extend to the sword and avenge by the lord [Final chorus] And the king and the queen would be killed at the scene, And the shield had a will and the guild was rebuild, And the folks now would joke that a farm would do harm If no garlic or bar-lee were grown. [Immediate end]
