[Verse 1] Coffee Ewok in the lobby Hot cup, cold glare Fallout 76, dead server? Still drinking, still there Radroach in the camp Crops gone, base bent One more sip, one more patch That’s the main event Scorchbeast in the sky Loot bag in the dirt Got no stimpaks left? Coffee makes it work Boss fight, bad roll Aim shaky, hands toast Press X, miss twice Then drink up and roast [Pre-Chorus] If the quest gets weird If the sky turns gray If the squad goes silent There’s one thing to say [Chorus] More coffee That’s the fix More coffee Do the trick More coffee Save the day Coffee Ewok finds a way (more coffee) [Verse 2] Sea of Thieves, no map Captain brain gone wrong You can’t find the island But the mug’s still strong Cannon on the deck Pirate yelling “fire” Missed the whole ship But the caffeine climbed higher Skeleton crew got rowdy Kraken showed its face One more cup, now we’re legends In a very bad place Starfield, ship spins Docking goes sideways Alien moon, lost suit Still I sip, okay [Pre-Chorus] If the menu freezes If the credits crawl If life throws sandbags You know the answer’s all [Chorus] More coffee That’s the fix More coffee Do the trick More coffee Save the day Coffee Ewok finds a way (more coffee) [Bridge] Italianhippie on the mic Forty-three and wise Cat on the keyboard Smoke curls by his eyes “Respect the grind, my friend” He says with a grin “Coffee Ewok got the sauce Let the refill begin” Anime on the screen PC humming low When the world goes boss-level That’s the cure we know [Final Chorus] More coffee That’s the fix More coffee Do the trick More coffee Save the day Coffee Ewok finds a way (more coffee) More coffee For the lag More coffee For the drag More coffee For the pain Coffee Ewok wins again (more coffee)
