Giant Jeffy (Mega Chomp)

[Hook] Giant Jeffy in the lobby—MRRRR to the max Fifty-foot shark puppy, horde turns to snacks Dun-dun-dun-DUN—city block gets crunched One tail wag, apocalypse gets lunched [Verse 1] Ult pops, Jeff grows—skyscraper with fins Zombies lookin’ like kibble, let the feast begin Chomp a whole avenue, burp out a bus “Woof!” echoes louder than Thor’s thunder fuss [Verse 2] Blade ridin’ the dorsal fin, glaive in the breeze Magik portals snacks straight to Jeff’s teeth Punisher on the snout with a .50 cal throne Thor just laughs: “Good boy, leave some for home!” [Bridge] Screen shakes, Jeff spins—Jeff-Nado deluxe Horde counter drops from millions to zero, what the fuck One happy bark, map goes quiet and wet GG screen: “MVP – Giant Jeffy Pet” [Final Hook] Giant Jeffy, king of the server tonight Tail slap deletes lobbies left and right MRRRR! *burp* shoe rain from the sky Big shark, big love—now wave bye-bye *earthquake bark, city flattens* Jeff wins. Belly rubs pls.