[Verse] Yo, I woke up this morning feelin' kinda strange Something in my stomach, surely somethin' ain't right (ain't right) Ran to the bathroom, tryin' to keep my composure But it's hard to do when you got a fire in your behind (oh my!) [Chorus] Diarrhea, oh diarrhea, can't escape the flow (the flow) Diarrhea, oh diarrhea, pray it doesn't show (don't show) Gotta find a bathroom, gotta find it quick Diarrhea, oh diarrhea, this ain't no magic trick (uh-oh) Diarrhea, oh diarrhea, gotta watch what I eat (watch what I eat) Diarrhea, oh diarrhea, where's the nearest retreat? (retreat)
