[Verse] Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours Belong in the zoo Don't be mad I'll be there too Not in the cage But laughing at you Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not fucking blue Roses are red Sex is elementary Let's call up a friend And try double entry Roses are red Nuts around Skirts go up Pane is go down Bill it to belly Skin to skin When it's stiff Stick it in If all are willing you'll get double billing So after one at each end you'll need Time to mend My mind is twisted Bend over baby you're about to get fisted Roses are red Nuts of blue I'm putting my shaft Inside of you Roses are red Lemons are sour Open your legs and Give me an hour Kissing is a habit Fucking is a game guys Get all the pleasure girls Get all the pain Ten mins of pleasure Nine months of pain Three days in the hospital a baby with no name The baby is a bastard [Chorus] The mother is a whore This wouldn't have happened if the rubber hadn't torn Sex is like math Just subtract the clothes at the bed Divide the legs and pray to go You don't multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs and Fill you with cream Sex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are you given So stick it in Roses are nice Nuts are fine I'll be the six If you be the nine Eat me beat me bite me blow me fuck me suck me very slowly If you like it don't be sassy just use your tongue and make it nasty Roses are red Nuts are blue What i thought was vaseline Turned out to be glue Roses are red Nuts are blue I'm in love But not with you [Verse 2] You told your friends that I was a trick and I told my friends you have a weak dick Roses are red Your blood is to you Look like a monkey and belong in a zoo Do not worry I'll be there too Not in the cage But laughing at you Roses are red Nuts are blue God made me pretty What the hell happened to you Roses are red Nuts are brown Skirts go up Panes go down Body to body Skin to skin When it's stiff You stick it in It goes in dry and comes out wet The longer it's in the stronger it gets When it comes out dripping and starts to sag It's not what you think It's a teabag
