I found you on the sidewalk Next to someone's broken chair Thought I'd found a hidden treasure... Turns out life is just unfair. You look like you're still working You make a hopeful little sound But every time I check inside... Everything is melting down. Pre-Chorus You had one job... Just one... Chorus Oh baby, why are you so hot? I need you colder than the first day of winter! You melt my cheese! You boil my juice! Oh don't talk... It's a really bad deal! Oh baby, why are you so hot? You're literally the opposite of your job! Miauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! (I STILL DON'T HAVE A CAT!) Verse 2 Your little light is shining Like everything's okay Meanwhile my frozen dinner Has simply run away. The butter's now a puddle The ice cream gave up too I'm starting to believe The problem here is you. Bridge I trusted you... You disappointed me... Our relationship... is getting complicated. Final Chorus Oh baby, why are you so hot? My milk is now a science project! You had no price! You came for free! But even THAT was way too expensive! Spoken Outro "...I should've left you on the sidewalk." I draw a crown on yooooooouuuuu
