Missouri River Bottoms

[Verse 1] Hanging by the river doing nothing cuz it’s so hot Missouri River bottoms on a sandbar is our spot We brought a little beer and someone brought some pot the girls already half naked doing Jell-O shots there’s no place that I’d rather be on a Sunday afternoon [Pre-Chorus] Jimmy’s getting shit faced Suzy’s top came unlaced and Mike just got back from tour People floating by staring at Tommy getting high like they never seen a redneck before [Chorus] It’s just a Sunday afternoon In Missouri River bottoms It’s just a Sunday afternoon In Missouri River bottoms (our spot) (our spot) [Verse 2] music thumping loud and now we got a crowd and it’s only half past four Side by side rolling by with fellas hanging out the door asking for more beer before they go explore [Pre-Chorus] Well I woke up kinda groggy but I’m glad I went to church cuz all the jelloshot ladies that were drinking in the dirt added a little water and started taking off their shirts arguing about whose idea it was first [Chorus] It’s just a Sunday afternoon In Missouri River bottoms It’s just a Sunday afternoon In Missouri River bottoms (our spot) (our spot) [Bridge] Then it went downhill from their Tina put mud in Kacie’s hair All we could do was stare As they stripped down to their underwear Welllll, I think I maybe saw a tit when the rest of the girls jumped in the mud pit Old man Brown came down clutching his Bible Screaming how this town needs revival Girls in the pit fighting for survival [Final Chorus] It’s just a Sunday afternoon In Missouri River bottoms It’s just a Sunday afternoon In Missouri River It’s just a Sunday afternoon Just a Sunday afternoon In Missouri River bottoms