[guitar riff] [verse] I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger And then it hit me You know Dove's chocolate bars taste better Than their soap does [chorus] Have a silly time While I have a silly rhyme Not everything needs to be serious It's okay to be humorous Tell a joke Make a pun It's fun For everyone [guitar riff] [verse 2] The cashier asked me if I wanted my milk in plastic I said no thanks keep it in the carton I just flew in from New York And boy are my arms tired [chorus] [guitar riff] [verse 3] I tried to drive my race car backwards But nothing changed Apparently it's the same forwards And back [chorus] [guitar riff] [verse 4] 19 and 20 had a race 21 But when 20 got hungry 28 [chorus] [outro] [end]
