[Verse] I take a leak on the mummies, they all be drippy Gettin' richer every hundred years, call me Biggie The better your theory, the better your story Why you need all the money? Spend it on the Sphinx I'm one of the many black men on a big screen The pyramids gettin' sold for fifteen We want all the riches, look at my riches The throne fit me well, look at my britches I'm just trying to stay relevant like the Sphinx I know where the dead be, and I know where you been We sellin' the Sphinx for a pound of them bricks The better your theory, the better your story My homie still on his same shit, I'm on my own now The Egyptians were broke and I'm getting paid now The better your theory, the better your story The better your theory, the better your story
