[Verse 1 — Female] You told me I look young You seemed pleased about that Then asked me where I’m from No — where I’m really from You’d been to Thailand once You told me twice You’ve always had a thing for… Asian girls… [Pre-Chorus — Female, Deadpan] Oh He is one of those [Chorus — Female] I’m the wrong type of Asian For your fantasy I won’t sit there smiling While you talk at me I’m the wrong type of Asian And here’s the bad news I won’t love you long time I don't even like you [Instrumental Break] [Verse 2 — Female] You called me exotic I nearly left right then You said Asian women Know how to treat a man I asked how many you knew [Pause] You said, “Well…” Exactly [Pre-Chorus — Female, Amused] Not going quite How you pictured it? [Chorus — Female] I’m the wrong type of Asian For your fantasy Not your little secret Not your novelty I’m the wrong type of Asian Sorry to ruin your night I won’t love you long time I won’t love you tonight [Bridge — Female, Half-Spoken] You wanted younger Quiet Pretty Polite Someone impressed By a man your age [Pause] That’s adorable [Instrumental Build] [Final Chorus — Female] I’m the wrong type of Asian For your fantasy And that sweet submissive woman You thought I’d be? She has opinions too Imagine your surprise I won’t love you long time [Outro — Female, Spoken, Deadpan] Better luck online
