*Where’s the Dope Asshole? (Pro Cop Song)

[intro four bar guitar solo] [verse 1] Where’s the dope, ASSHOLE! You’re making this such a HASSLE! We know you have it, we saw you buy it Stop lying and trying to deny it [verse 2] You have anything sharp in your pockets? Tell us the truth, don’t mock us! Stay still, oh, what’s all these pills? Whose roll of hundred dollar bills? [chorus] Where’s the dope ASSHOLE! Quit making this such a hassle Don’t make me search you If I find some I’ll hurt you! Make it easy, and please me Where’s the dope ASSHOLE! [verse 3] I ask, all you do is refuse My partners got a very short fuse Better tell me now Before he has a cow [verse 4] Or you’ll feel first hand The wrath of that man If you knew him you’d shudder Be scared, sweat, and stutter [chorus] Where’s the dope ASSHOLE! Quit making this such a hassle Don’t make me search you If I find some I’ll hurt you! Make it easy, and please me Where’s the dope ASSHOLE! [bridge] This isn’t going so good “Partner get your hood.” Tune up this loser I’ll wait in the cruiser [chorus] Where’s the dope ASSHOLE! Quit making this such a hassle Don’t make me search you If I find some I’ll hurt you! Make it easy, and please me Where’s the dope ASSHOLE! [guitar solo] [chorus] Where’s the dope ASSHOLE! Quit making this such a hassle Don’t make me search you If I find some I’ll hurt you! Make it easy, and please me Where’s the dope ASSHOLE! [outro] [spoken vocals with music] You shoulda just told me Would have turned out the same But you wouldn’t be limping lame [end song]