Papa Pizzaballa

[Intro - heavy drum hit and beat drop on every syllable] Pierbattista Pizzaballa [Echoed mandolino + spaghetti boiling FX + choir of goats] O mamma mia, che pasticcio... Pierbattista's got the holy vespuccio... Zoomin' through Roma like a sausage missile Wearing ten mitras and one giant thistle [Chorus – Italo disco + gospel choir + fireworks noises] Pizzaballa! Ballarella! He canonize your pizzatella! Bless-a your iPhone, exorcise Zoom Ride-a his Vespa straight into the moon Pierbattista! Mozzablessa! He do the tango with a processa Trippi troppi trippa boom Declare-a war on vacuum broom [Verse 1 – Synth accordions, airhorns in dorian mode] With Bombardino Crocodilo He fly to Mars with a jar of vino Chimpanzini Bananini screech Doing theology on a sandy beach Pierbattista wear-a cloak of cheese He whisper “ciao” to the Holy Breeze Brrr brrr patapim, he vanish again Reappear inside a tortellin’ train [Mini Beat Drop – marching band vs gabber beat] TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR! TUNG-A-BLASTO! TUNG-A-MORE! TRIPPA TRIPPA FROM THE FLOOR! SAHURRINA PASTADOR! [Chorus] Pizzaballa! Paparella! He sings Ave Maria in Nutellà Armadillino Frullalà Spins a pizza into canon law Pierbattista! Il Signor Buffalò! He rides dolphins to McVatican-o He slap theology into flan Canonize a frying pan [Verse 2 – Drumline of wooden spoons, bagpipe solo, chicken noises] He throws lasagna like a thunder curse Pierbattista speaks in ancient verse “Trippi troppi troppa trippa” He dunked a fish into the kippa Blessed a duck and three linguines Fought a bishop made of zucchinis He sip-a holy Bombardino Summon saints with his cappuccino [Extended BEAT DROP] TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR!!! TUNGINO! TUNGALINO! SAHURINO SPAGHETTINO! TRIPPA-TUNG! BRRRR PATAPIM! HE BLESS YOUR SHOES WITH PESTO CREAM! [Chorus] Pizzaballa! Vroomin’ padre! He build a church in a cabriolet Trippa rise-a, sauce-a fall Pierbattista eats the moon, crust and all [Bridge – Gregorian autotune over donkey yodels] He text the Pope a pasta emoji Screamed “BEATITUDINO” into a hoagie Brrr patapim! He gone again Teleport inside a holy penguin [Chorus – Stretched over 3 keys] Pizzaballa! Finalissima! He turn confetti into Eucharista He do a backflip off a Vespa bell Declare a raviolo “citadel” [Final TUNG DROP – The earth spins faster, all vowels vibrate] TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHURRRRR!!! TUNGETTI! SAHURISMO! BRRRR PATAPIMMA! TRIPPA EXPLOSION IN THE DOGMA-LA! [Outro – Accordion solo played underwater. Slow fade.] Pierbattista vanish in gelato fog... Last seen dueling a bishop on a log... Brrr brrr patapim… [outro - all music fades. heavy drum hit and beat drop on every syllable] tung… tung… sahur...