[Verse 1] I woke up in a dungeon with blood on my axe, Wolves in my hair and a curse on my back, I don’t know why I punched that wizard’s mule— But it felt right, so who's the fool? [Verse 2] They gave me a map but I ate it whole, Thought it was a snack or a sacred scroll, Tried to ride a mimic straight into hell, Now it’s my horse—yeah, it’s going well. [Chorus] CHAOS flows where I walk, Rolls a one? That's just my talk. Crits and screams, steel and flame, I don't play smart—I play the game. [Verse 3] Swore a blood pact to a gelatinous cube, Called the lich "mom," now I'm part of her brood. My rage has rules? Don't make me laugh— I'm the kind of guy who grapples a giraffe. [Bridge] If it moves, I hit it. If it breathes, I bite. If it's got a plan— Then I ruin it right. [Final Chorus] CHAOTIC! Born to brawl, Punch a god, then break the wall. Tactics die where I begin— Barbarian soul with a goblin grin. [Outro] So bring your scrolls, your plans, your fate— I'll meet you at the dungeon gate. And if I die? I’ll die a king, To chaos, rage, and reckoning.
