Game Breaker

[Verse 1] Got a gold elf beside me And a mission from the Man We're off to find some ancient junk And break a fucking curse again Guards on roads? Kneecaps. Bandits? Free loot. Nazeem's going to the Cloud District Courtesy of my boot! [Pre-Chorus] Oh, we're saving Nirn! That's what I said! Definitely not here To fuck with the dead! [Chorus] GAME BREAKER! Kick the door and break the rules! GAME BREAKER! Who needs plans when you've got fools? I captured their trickster god, Calmed down their destroyer too! What the fuck can Nirn throw at me? I'M COMING THROUGH! [Verse 2] Blow shit up! Melt shit down! Acid on the village! ...Sorry. Breaking the curse. Sweet rolls in my pockets Cheese wheels by the score How many can I carry? Let's find out by stealing more! [Bridge: spoken] "Shall we wait here for them to respawn so I can loot them again?" "...How long before it crashes?" "Can we put baskets on the shopkeepers' heads?" "How many cheese wheels can I carry?" [Breakdown] Gold elf says, "This is forbidden!" I say, "Then why's it in the game?" She says, "That isn't how this works!" I say, "That's a boring shame!" [Chorus] GAME BREAKER! Kick the door and break the rules! GAME BREAKER! Turn the world into my tools! I've got portals, I've got acid, I've got explosives too! And if there's another god in there I'LL BREAK THAT ONE TOO! [Outro] Sweet rolls! Cheese wheels! Loot respawned! Let's fucking go! Wait... Is that a loading screen? ...How long before it crashes?