Butt Nugget Armageddon

[Verse 1 – Jeb growls, banjo twangs] Six outlaw chicks in the Riddlehoof coop Cluckin’ like chainsaws, no rooster to dupe We padlocked the cock gate, exiled the crow Now butt-nugget missiles rain down in a row Farm-fresh napalm, yolks glow molten gold The coop’s a war bunker, stories untold Eggs crack like thunder, shells hit the floor Riddlehoof Ramblers—settle the score! [Chorus – Lulu belts, hens triple-harmony] CLUCK! CLUCK! CLUCK! Hens in a death-line, stompin’ the pine Dancin’ on sparks to a 12/8 grind Olive Eggers sling emerald grenades Wyandottes spark riffs that torch the stage Party like it’s 2025—coop’s gonna blow Light up the barnyard, steal the whole show! [Verse 2 – Silas shreds, Bessy thuds] Feathers ignite in a pyro display Wings like jet turbines shreddin’ the hay Scratchin’ the tempo—tectonic plate break Every talon strike makes the silo shake Eggs roll like cannonballs, molten and true Each one a sunrise, a planet reborn new This coop’s a volcano, lava of vibe Riddlehoof legion—none left alive! [Chorus – full band + hens] CLUCK! CLUCK! CLUCK! Hens in a death-line, stompin’ the pine Dancin’ on sparks to a 12/8 grind Olive Eggers sling emerald grenades Wyandottes spark riffs that torch the stage Party like it’s 2025—coop’s gonna blow Light up the barnyard, steal the whole show! [Bridge – DJ Cornsilk drops 808s, Jeb & Lulu trade] OH-OH—THUNDER! Hens seize the floorboards, flappin’ through space Clappin’ black holes into sub-bass OOH-OOH—COSMIC! Shake tail-feather supernovas now Homestead Chicken Dance—Riddlehoof bow! [Banjo-Guitar Duel – 8 bars, Scarecrow Silas vs Jeb] [Final Chorus – 180 BPM, double-kick gallop] CLUCK! CLUCK! CLUCK! Riddlehoof hens in galactic war line Dancin’ through wormholes, stealin’ all time Olive Eggers birth new suns with each lay Wyandottes detonate the Milky Way Party like it’s 2025—reality bends Light up eternity, Ramblers never end! CLUCK! CLUCK! CLUCK! CLUCK! CLUCK!