I got two hooter honkin hands and they got a dirty ass mind Always gettin myself into a boobie n butt bind Left one be tooshie trouble, and the right one’s got it oh so much worse They make my whole dayum life a chest and coochie curse Hooter honkers, my big ol hooter honkers Slappin’ and a clappin’ those big ol boobie bonkers Wigglin them frisky fingers, and makin a little naughty noise Hooter honkin honkers are my two favorite titty toys [Instrumental] They knock on knockers doors, they bang on big ol bongo drums Snappin on along to the best breast beat and tappin their titty tappin thumbs Wavin' hello over there ladies! throw n slap a cool and sly high-five These hooter honkin hands make me feel like I'm oh so alive Hooter honkers, oh my hooter honkers Always makin a raunchy racket, those silly willy wonky wonkers Jazzy jizzy hands flyin all over the fuhkin place Puttin a big ol fuhkin smile on my big ol fuhkin face Honkity honk honk, clappity clap clap, here they fuhkin come Ten little frisky fuhkin fingers havin all the fuhkin fun My manly hooter honkers they never fuhkin rest My Two fondlin hooter honkin hands that I love the fuhkin best! Hooter honkers Hooter honkers Hooter honkers Hooter honkers My hooter honkers Are gonna be knockin and honkin you!