[Intro] [multiple male voices laughing in rhythm] Ha-ha-ha, I tripped on the beat coming in Hee-hee-hee, wrong key, big grin Ho-ho-ho, missed the cue, wrong bar Still cracking up like a busted-out car Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha (snorts, wheezes, cackles) [Verse 1] [rhythmic backing: "hoo-hoo", "ha-ha"] Woo-hoo! I was posing all cool Till I slipped on the curb like a slapstick fool Ho-ho-ho, dropped coffee on my shirt Tried to play it smooth but I just made it worse He-he-he, sent the wrong text out Read it back later, had to scream-laugh shout Ho-ho-ho, I’m a walking mis-take But I roast my own mess till my ribs all ache [Pre-Chorus] Woo-hoo! [vocal slide] So busted, I’m so busted Woo-hoo! [backing sustain] Guess I’m rusted Ah-ha-ha, every trip, every fall Woo-hoo! I just heckle it all [Chorus] Ha-ha-ha, I’m the punchline king Hee-hee-hee, hear the whole crowd sing Ho-ho-ho, yeah I laugh it through Turn every fail into something new Ha-ha-ha, yeah I clown my own pain Hee-hee-hee, let it roll like rain Ho-ho-ho, yeah I bend, don’t break Laugh so hard make the whole world shake [Post-Chorus Drop] (laughter rhythm loop builds) Ha-ha / Hee-hee / Ho-ho / Woo-hoo! (stomp-clap beat kicks in) Ha-ha / Hee-hee / Ho-ho / Woo-hoo! (crowd laughter swell, echoing) [Verse 2] Woo-hoo! walked into the wrong room Waved at strangers like I knew ‘em too soon Ha-ha-ha, tripped over my pride Tried to recover but I slid side to side Hee-hee-hee, mic cut out mid-line Kept on laughing like I planned it divine Ho-ho-ho, missed the step, missed the cue Still got the groove and I’m vibin’ it through [Pre-Chorus] Woo-hoo! I don’t hide it, I own it Ha-ha-ha, yeah I flip it and clone it Hee-hee-hee, every flaw every scar Ho-ho-ho, that’s my brand, that’s my art [Chorus] Ha-ha-ha, I’m the punchline king Hee-hee-hee, hear the whole crowd sing Ho-ho-ho, yeah I laugh it through Turn every fail into something new Ha-ha-ha, yeah I clown my own pain Hee-hee-hee, let it roll like rain Ho-ho-ho, yeah I bend, don’t break Laugh so hard make the whole world shake [Bridge] (laughter stripped, softer tone) Heh… heh… Even when it stings a bit I grin, I lean into it Life throws curveballs wild and fast I just laugh and let ‘em pass (build back with layered laughter) Ha… ha… Hee… hee… Ho… ho… [Final Chorus – Big] Ha-ha-ha, I’m the punchline king Hee-hee-hee, now the whole world sing Ho-ho-ho, yeah I laugh it through Turn every fall into something new Ha-ha-ha, I’m alive, awake Hee-hee-hee, every crack, every break Ho-ho-ho, yeah I own my track Laugh so loud there’s no going back [Outro] (laughter fades into rhythm) Ha-ha-ha-ha… (echo) Hee-hee-hee… (echo) Ho-ho-ho… (echo) (snort, wheeze, final chuckle) Woo-hoo…
