Crazy Eyes (2026)

comedy, comedy rock, comedy rap, new comedy, pop, country, rock, r&b, chill, meme, parody, erotica

[Verse]
She sat down, asked what I was havin’
I said maybe you tonight if you want a poundin'
Her pupils got large and she barely blinked
Put her hand on my leg and said, "Next one's on me."

[Pre-Chorus]
I could smell her slut musk
Had her hair put up
Kept bitin' on her lip
She wanted my rough love

[Chorus]
She’s got those crazy eyes 
that beg for my cream pies
Wanna fill 'er up like my pick up truck
Go back & forth from her vagina & butt
I’m caught in her stare, there’s a freak in there 
Them crazy eyes got me impaired

[Bridge]
After several beers, I drove drunk
Went back to my place so that we could fuck
Took out a Skin condom, she was impressed
But, she took it from me and tossed it in the trash

[Verse]
We did things like animals do
scooted all around the floor, stained it up with juice
she smeared my spend all over her face
after I took a tour of her rectal space

[Verse]
She howled at the moon and bit all over my dick
I knew that this bitch was deeply sick
Belly to belly, standin' in the moonlight
I was fuckin' 'er deep while she looked in my eyes
Told me she would carry all of my offspring 
cause I'm a tough rugged man that does outdoor things

[Bridge]
Her words got me going, didn't feel like myself 
Felt my nut start surging up my nine inch shaft
Buried to the balls when it all released
Wrapped her legs around my waist, I smelled her pungent yeast

[Pre-Chorus]
When I pulled out, there wasn't a drop
Knocked up a whore, just couldn't stop
The room smelled like a YMCA
If my buddies saw it all, they might think I'm gay

2062/7500

[Verse] I went out for Applebee’s to treat myself one night Ordered a beer and some onion rings, have to take a load off sometimes After a sip and a juicy bite, kept feelin' like somethin' wasn't right I got stopped dead in my tracks, a girl at the bar was starin' straight back [Verse] She sat down, asked what I was havin’ I said maybe you tonight if you want a poundin' Her pupils got large and she barely blinked Put her hand on my leg and said, "Next one's on me." [Pre-Chorus] I could smell her slut musk Had her hair put up Kept bitin' on her lip She wanted my rough love [Chorus] She’s got those crazy eyes that beg for my cream pies Wanna fill 'er up like my pick up truck Go back & forth from her vagina & butt I’m caught in her stare, there’s a freak in there Them crazy eyes got me impaired [Bridge] After several beers, I drove drunk Went back to my place so that we could fuck Took out a Skin condom, she was impressed But, she took it from me and tossed it in the trash [Verse] We did things like animals do scooted all around the floor, stained it up with juice she smeared my spend all over her face after I took a tour of her rectal space [Verse] She howled at the moon and bit all over my dick I knew that this bitch was deeply sick Belly to belly, standin' in the moonlight I was fuckin' 'er deep while she looked in my eyes Told me she would carry all of my offspring cause I'm a tough rugged man that does outdoor things [Bridge] Her words got me going, didn't feel like myself Felt my nut start surging up my nine inch shaft Buried to the balls when it all released Wrapped her legs around my waist, I smelled her pungent yeast [Pre-Chorus] When I pulled out, there wasn't a drop Knocked up a whore, just couldn't stop The room smelled like a YMCA If my buddies saw it all, they might think I'm gay [Chorus] She’s got those crazy eyes that beg for my cream pies Wanna fill 'er up like my pick up truck Go back & forth from her vagina & butt I’m caught in her stare, there’s a freak in there Them crazy eyes got me impaired

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