When you’re thinking of a new home Let me share my wisdom with you, Alaska is not the place to choose! Snow six feet a month, double that in June oooh, twice the amount in June ooooh, The polar bears eat your lunch, while still looking for something or someone to munch You got no sun for most of the days, the darkness just won’t go away Three hundred miles until the next circle k! The temperature never goes into the positive Never see your neighbor, last year he froze. The police pull you over any time they choose Don’t try to outrun their police moose! No sun, no fun, all day long you have to run From the moose, from the bears, aren’t you glad you are not here! Keep all these things in mind, that’s what you have to do If you don’t believe me, look inside my luxurious igloo Brrrr, it’s cold! Your fridge will seem like Hawaii, all while you see no Skyee, Darkness, bears, igloos, snow, nowhere to go… Darkness, bears, igloos, snow, nowhere to go... Did I mention the governor is a penguin? Darkness, bears, igloos, snow, nowhere to go…
