[Verse 1] My boyfriend’s kinda perfect, At least twenty-nine days a month, He brings me coffee in the morning, And knows exactly what I want. But when that full moon starts glowing, Things get weird around ten, He says, “Baby, don’t freak out,” Then grows a tail again. [Pre-hook] Sharp teeth, ripped jeans, Claw marks on the limousine, Everybody’s running scared— I’m fixing up his hair. [hook] My boyfriend is a werewolf, Howling underneath the moon, He’s tearing through his T-shirt, Guess I’m buying another soon. He’s hairy, scary, slightly feral, But damn, he cleans up good, Everybody screams, “There’s a monster!” I’m like, “Yeah… that’s my boyfriend.” Whoa-oh-oh, He’s misunderstood, My boyfriend is a werewolf— And I kinda think it’s good. [Verse 2] He chased the neighbor’s garbage truck, We’re not discussing that, Got into an argument With somebody’s orange cat. He dug a hole behind the house, Said, “Babe, I can explain,” Then tracked his muddy paws inside— So guess who’s cleaning stains? [Pre-hook] Big claws, gold eyes, Zero sense of personal size, He growls whenever boys flirt with me— Honestly? Kinda sweet. [hook] My boyfriend is a werewolf, Howling underneath the moon, He’s tearing through his T-shirt, Guess I’m buying another soon. He’s hairy, scary, slightly feral, But damn, he cleans up good, Everybody screams, “There’s a monster!” I’m like, “Yeah… that’s my boyfriend.” Whoa-oh-oh, He’s misunderstood, My boyfriend is a werewolf— And I kinda think it’s good. [Bridge] Sit! Stay! Okay, that was rude. Don’t look at me like that, I brought your favorite food. No biting the mailman, No chasing cars, And please stop howling Every time you hear guitars. But when midnight hits And he pulls me close, I remember why I love this monster most. [Final hook] My boyfriend is a werewolf, And tonight the moon is bright, So we’re running through the graveyard Like we own Halloween night. He’s hairy, scary, completely crazy, And I wouldn’t change a thing, Let everybody hide behind their doors— My monster’s here with me. Whoa-oh-oh, Let the whole neighborhood howl, My boyfriend is a werewolf, And I’m crazy about him now. [Outro] Full moon? Check. Silver bullets? Absolutely not. Treats? …He prefers steak.
