Pee From Santa's Reindeer

[Verse 1] A little too much Christmas cheer It happens 'bout the same time each year I can't stand up, I'm swayin' Santa's sleigh is swayin' My words are slurred, getting pulled over again i can't even understand What I am sayin' in my own brain I'm thinkin' fast, don't tell him that it's beer I'll just say it's pee from Santa's reindeer [Pre-Chorus] Don't eat the yellow snow Santa was there, ho ho ho I'm prayin' this all disappears Before he asks my dog what in the hell wr a doing here [Chorus] Pee from Santa's reindeer Pee from Santa's reindeer I'm sorry, officer, that's my alibi, no matter what the dog said its beer, I mean its Pee from Santa's reindeer [Verse 2] I could have said anything at all But I was not thinkin' clear, not at all Too drunk to go fishin', too drunk to be me I was too drunk to slide down a chimney Now it's time for me to do What I do when the night's got through So hand me another beer, my friend I'll tell him that story again [Pre-Chorus] Don't eat the yellow snow Santa was there, ho ho ho I'm prayin' he disappears Before he asks my dog again, I think dog might tell, [Chorus] Pee from Santa's reindeer Pee from Santa's reindeer dog don't tell the officer, that's my alibi, its beer, oops, I mean its Pee from Santa's reindeer [Bridge] I was laughin' at my own dumb lie Froze on the spot when the cop looked me in the eye I swear I meant well, I swear I tried But Christmas had me all jingle bell inside [Chorus] its beer from Santa's reindeer i mean Pee from Santa's reindeer I'm sorry, officer, that's my alibi, final answer, ugh! its Pee from Santa's reindeer