Welcome to my fortress, I hoped you packed a bag. I’ve been sleeping in the crows nest, For rapscallions and scally-wags! I GOT A GATOR NAMED CARLITO, HE’S SWIMMING IN THE MOTE! I FEED'em CHIMMY-CHONGAHS NOW HE’S TELLING YOU A JOKE! It goes… KNOCK! KNOCK! Who are you? Thought we’d have some tea for two! Spill it while we kill it Peep the hole to to see if you get through! KNOCK! KNOCK! Guess who’s there? Speakings easy when you don’t care! Found a secret passage, Written by a spy in a creepy crawl space! PEEL BACK THE WALLPAPER, TASTE THE FUZZY STATIC! LIVING IN THE BASEMENT BUT I'M PAYIN' FOR THE ATTIC! BITE THE HEAD OFF A GUMMY BEAR! CHEW IT LIKE A MILLIONAIRE! THROWIN' FANCY CHAIRS DOWN THE SPIRAL STAIRCASE! And Carlito says... Wait, what does he say? (He said...) KNOCK! KNOCK! Who are you? Thought we’d have some tea for two! Spill it while we kill it, Peep the hole to see if you get through! KNOCK! KNOCK! Guess who’s there? Speakings easy when you don’t care! Found a secret passage, Written by a skeleton in a creepy crawl space! TOSS THE ANCHOR! PULL THE PLUG! (Sweep the secrets under the rug...) TOSS THE ANCHOR! PULL THE PLUG! (Sweep the secrets under the rug!) TEA FOR TWO! (Just me and you!) FLY YOUR BUTTRESS, INTO THE DUNGEON! THE JOKE IS OVER!
