[Intro - Fast, driving guitar riff and pounding drums] (A distorted, staticky voice sample repeats quickly): Always right! [Verse 1 - Rhythmic Pop Punk/Rap delivery] I'm scrolling the comments, I'm checking the takes See an argument I wasn't invited to make And I haven't done research, but I know in my gut That the general consensus is completely wrong, but I've got a degree in Wikipedia, I watched a YouTube deep dive So my knowledge is comprehensive and truly alive! They said, "Stay in your lane," but I own the whole damn road And I'm here to unload this heavy, intellectual [load]! [Pre-Chorus - Building tension with a slight melodic shift] Yeah, I could just ignore it, click the little 'x' to close But my fingers start twitching, and everybody knows... [Chorus - Massive, Anthem-level energy] My opinion is unsolicited, but correct! I'm the voice of the people that no one respects! I'm typing in caps lock! I'm wasting my time! 'Cause someone on twitter is committing a crime against logic and reason! You're all so blind! I'll scream in your face until you finally find the truth! [Verse 2 - Focus on Platform Behavior and Specific Targets] I'm tracking the ratios, I'm monitoring the feeds I correct grammar mistakes, sowing intellectual seeds You said "fewer" when you meant "less," and that's a federal crime! I'm exposing your flaws, one typo at a time! I'm the first to arrive when the discourse is hot Whether it's the climate, or the plot twist that you clearly forgot I'm the one percent of genius that the algorithms hate I speak truth to power while you're sitting on the gate! [Pre-Chorus - Building tension] Yeah, I could just ignore it, click the little 'x' to close But my fingers start twitching, and everybody knows... [Chorus - Massive, Anthem-level energy] My opinion is unsolicited, but correct! I'm the voice of the people that no one respects! I'm typing in caps lock! I'm wasting my time! 'Cause someone on twitter is committing a crime against logic and reason! You're all so blind! I'll scream in your face until you finally find the truth! [Bridge - Emotional Drop / Moment of Self-Awareness (Instantly Rejected)] (Music drops to just bass and a distorted, ringing guitar tone) Wait, did I actually read the article before I replied? Did I spend five hours proving a point that nobody actually tried... ...to make? Maybe I'm the problem. Maybe I need to log off? [Guitar Solo - Chaotic, aggressive, full of false swagger] (A rapid, messy solo that sounds like a frantic keyboard smashing) [Final Chorus - Full Force / Maximum Shouting] My opinion is unsolicited, but correct! I'm the voice of the people that no one respects! I'm typing in caps lock! I'm wasting my time! 'Cause someone on twitter is committing a crime against logic and reason! You're all so blind! I'll scream in your face until you finally find the truth! [Outro] Always right… Always right
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