[song & lyrics by john https://suno.com/song/99ff52a2-2770-4667-80ba-2c8cfeb144a2] ----- [Verse 1] The lobby loads the screen is bright I see your tag it fills me with fright I swear I hear a silent pop Another player's heart just stopped He quit the client he's gone forever Said he'd rather do anything Whatever Than spend another second here Drowning in this atmosphere You generate [Pre-Chorus] It's like you're playing with the monitor off It's like your mouse is stuck inside a trough And every single choice you make isn't just poor It's a public health hazard knocking at my door [Chorus:] You're a biohazard to the team You're a walking talking fever dream Your KDA is in the red The braincells in my skull are dead So do us all a giant favor Be the community's savior Just uninstall No offense [Verse 2] Your map awareness is a black hole You’re playing whack-a-mole with your soul You run straight into enemy fire Building our collective ire We ping the map you go the wrong way You turn a victory to gray It isn't just that you are bad It's an active choice you've made I'm sad for you [Pre-Chorus] It's like you're playing with your hands tied back It's like you think the goal is to attack Your own damn team with pure incompetence This isn't gameplay this is pestilence [Chorus] You're a biohazard to the team You're a walking talking fever dream Your KDA is in the red The braincells in my skull are dead So do us all a giant favor Be the community's savior Just uninstall No offense [Drop] [Bridge] This isn't rage this is a diagnosis A server-wide psychosis You are the patient zero of decay You actively ruin my whole day We are all sick when you are near So let me make this crystal clear [Breakdown] Find the icon On the desktop Right click Make the pain stop For all of us Please [Chorus] You're a biohazard to the team You're a walking talking fever dream Your KDA is in the red The braincells in my skull are dead So do us all a giant favor Be the community's savior Just uninstall No offense [Outro] Just uninstall Seriously No offense Your existence is killing this game So just You know Uninstall