12 Days of Christmas Twerkship Version

Roy Thigpen

Twerkship

Roy Thigpen

Southern rock, gospel, hip hop

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[Intro]
Now are you cats looking forward to finding some gifts under the ol' Christmas tree? I know I am! This year, I went and bought my gal a whole bunch of gifts....

[Instrumental: Fast, repetitive Electric Guitar riff and a building 808 Bass line establish a quick tempo. Gospel Choir provides a tight, rhythmic vocalization of the melody.]
[Hip Hop MC/Worship Leader - Rhythmic Shout]
Let's count the blessings! One to twelve! Go!

[Verse 1]
[Hip Hop MC/Worship Leader - Fast, Rhythmic Rapping over the full beat.]
On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
A partridge in a pear tree.

[Verse 2]
[Hip Hop MC/Worship Leader - Fast Rapping. Gospel Choir repeats the final two lines as a quick chant.]
On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.

[Verse 3]
[Hip Hop MC/Worship Leader - Rapping. Gospel Choir repeats the cumulative part with more harmony.]
On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.

[Verse 4]
[Hip Hop MC/Worship Leader - Rapping. Electric Guitar plays a short, aggressive riff.]
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.

[Verse 5 - The Drop]
[Hip Hop MC/Worship Leader - Rapping the new line. Full Gospel Choir - EXPLOSIVE, Layered, Maximum Volume Harmony on the cumulative lines. 808 Bass is prominent.]
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Five gold rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.

[Verse 6]
[Hip Hop MC/Worship Leader - Rapping. Organ plays a dramatic, swirling fill.]
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Six geese a-laying,
Five gold rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.

[Verse 7]
[Hip Hop MC/Worship Leader - Rapping with increasing urgency.]
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five gold rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.

[Verse 8]
[Hip Hop MC/Worship Leader - Rapping. The rhythm becomes frantic.]
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five gold rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.

[Verse 9]
[Hip Hop MC/Worship Leader - Rapping. Electric Guitar takes a short, intense solo break over the cumulative repetition.]
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five gold rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.

[Verse 10]
[Hip Hop MC/Worship Leader - Rapping. All instruments are at full throttle.]
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five gold rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.

[Verse 11]
[Hip Hop MC/Worship Leader - Rapping. The beat is driving and relentless.]
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five gold rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.

[Outro / Climax - Day 12]
[Hip Hop MC/Worship Leader & Gospel Choir - Final, chaotic, joyous culmination of all voices and instruments. The cumulative list is sung/shouted at maximum volume before cutting off sharply.]
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Twelve drummers drumming,
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five gold rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!
[Final, prolonged 808 sub-bass rumble fades to silence.]

Amen

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[Intro] Now are you cats looking forward to finding some gifts under the ol' Christmas tree? I know I am! This year, I went and bought my gal a whole bunch of gifts.... [Instrumental: Fast, repetitive Electric Guitar riff and a building 808 Bass line establish a quick tempo. Gospel Choir provides a tight, rhythmic vocalization of the melody.] [Hip Hop MC/Worship Leader - Rhythmic Shout] Let's count the blessings! One to twelve! Go! [Verse 1] [Hip Hop MC/Worship Leader - Fast, Rhythmic Rapping over the full beat.] On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me A partridge in a pear tree. [Verse 2] [Hip Hop MC/Worship Leader - Fast Rapping. Gospel Choir repeats the final two lines as a quick chant.] On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree. [Verse 3] [Hip Hop MC/Worship Leader - Rapping. Gospel Choir repeats the cumulative part with more harmony.] On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree. [Verse 4] [Hip Hop MC/Worship Leader - Rapping. Electric Guitar plays a short, aggressive riff.] On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree. [Verse 5 - The Drop] [Hip Hop MC/Worship Leader - Rapping the new line. Full Gospel Choir - EXPLOSIVE, Layered, Maximum Volume Harmony on the cumulative lines. 808 Bass is prominent.] On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Five gold rings, Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree. [Verse 6] [Hip Hop MC/Worship Leader - Rapping. Organ plays a dramatic, swirling fill.] On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Six geese a-laying, Five gold rings, Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree. [Verse 7] [Hip Hop MC/Worship Leader - Rapping with increasing urgency.] On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Seven swans a-swimming, Six geese a-laying, Five gold rings, Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree. [Verse 8] [Hip Hop MC/Worship Leader - Rapping. The rhythm becomes frantic.] On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Eight maids a-milking, Seven swans a-swimming, Six geese a-laying, Five gold rings, Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree. [Verse 9] [Hip Hop MC/Worship Leader - Rapping. Electric Guitar takes a short, intense solo break over the cumulative repetition.] On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Nine ladies dancing, Eight maids a-milking, Seven swans a-swimming, Six geese a-laying, Five gold rings, Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree. [Verse 10] [Hip Hop MC/Worship Leader - Rapping. All instruments are at full throttle.] On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Ten lords a-leaping, Nine ladies dancing, Eight maids a-milking, Seven swans a-swimming, Six geese a-laying, Five gold rings, Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree. [Verse 11] [Hip Hop MC/Worship Leader - Rapping. The beat is driving and relentless.] On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Eleven pipers piping, Ten lords a-leaping, Nine ladies dancing, Eight maids a-milking, Seven swans a-swimming, Six geese a-laying, Five gold rings, Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree. [Outro / Climax - Day 12] [Hip Hop MC/Worship Leader & Gospel Choir - Final, chaotic, joyous culmination of all voices and instruments. The cumulative list is sung/shouted at maximum volume before cutting off sharply.] On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Twelve drummers drumming, Eleven pipers piping, Ten lords a-leaping, Nine ladies dancing, Eight maids a-milking, Seven swans a-swimming, Six geese a-laying, Five gold rings, Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree! [Final, prolonged 808 sub-bass rumble fades to silence.] Amen

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