[Verse] Yo, back in the day on the west coast scene, There was a old man, real mean and obscene. Crooked Joe was his name, didn't play no games, But he had a strange obsession, sniffin' women's manes. [Verse] He sported a gold chain and a Kangol hat, Cruisin' in his Cadillac, bumpin' tracks by Snoop and Dre. But when the ladies came close, he would start to creep, Sneakin' up behind 'em, tryna take a little peep. [Chorus] Crooked Joe, you're a wild one, Sniffin' hair 'til the day is done. But your days are numbered, Joe, take a bow, 'Cause your creepy ways won't fly no more now. [Verse] His reputation spread through the whole damn town, Every woman on the block tried to keep Joe down. But he was sly, always one step ahead, Hiding in the shadows, creepin' while they slept. [Verse] The ladies got fed up, had enough of his game, So they gathered in the park, puttin' Joe to shame. They formed a mob, pitchforks in hand, Said, "Joe, your sniffin' days are comin' to an end." [Chorus] Crooked Joe, you're a wild one, Sniffin' hair 'til the day is done. But your days are numbered, Joe, take a bow, 'Cause your creepy ways won't fly no more now.
