"Purpose of your visit?" Tourism "Duration?" Two weeks "Do you have anything to declare?" Emotionally, or legally? "Legally" Oh, then no "Unlock the phone" Shit! Do I have to? "Well no, we can unlock it for you if you want" Fuck all the way down all the way down all the way down Officer, I dont know what to tell you "Hey sir, do you wanna explain your Reddit history?" Shit, nah not really I knew I should have deleted that instantly "How come all your saved posts look like a cemetery?" Err, I like death, personal taste isnt grounds for an arrest, right see "Well, a hundred and twenty seven saved subreddits, same dark ass category, might be" Woah, to me, that sounds less like evidence and more like consistency, dont you agree "Black lipstick bitches?" Well, er... shit "Fishnets?" Er.. yeah.. I dont have an excuse for it, mrs "What about women dressed for Victorian exorcisms?" Shit, I respect a strong aesthetic decision "Okaaay.. but why does this account say deleted?" Which one, oh yeah, thats probably for the best it got yeeted "This one too?" Yeah, Pi's got a privacy flex, best believe it "Oh, you refer to yourself in the third person context, I see, shit Yep.... whats up with that? "Ok, but on this post you commented ruin my wife on our trip to the US" ... hey, that could mean anything I guess "Sir" You can call me Pi "Lets stick with sir for now" For now? Oh, you a kinky bitch huh? Ugh Fuck, look Officer its not my fault these fuckers wanna be so fucking sexy How do you expect me to see this shit and not want to be the dick underneath that bitch thats screaming please fucking wreck me Shit arrest me cos see these bitches put me in a fucking frenzy Shits dressed for death but fuck their always so fucking friendly with their black lace love funeral face fuck depressed ass looks from a throat goat goth fuck black lipstick fishnets death chick slut Shit, its reddit, look this shit is dangerously persuasive as fuck Officer, this fucking app knows what its doing and its got well Its Just Shit look Its just goth girls all the way down Officer, I dont know what to tell you I open the app to a trap Its fucking goth girls goth girls all the way down all the way down all the way down all the way down all the way down all the way down Goth girls all the way down "Why do you have seventeen screenshots labelled future mistakes?" Huh shit Im optimistic "Why does one say for my wife material underneath?" Long term planning kinky shit for the Mrs kind of optimistic "Are you traveling with your wife today sir" Yeah, shes a freak also, bet hers is worse, why do you ask? "Oh, well.... emmm..." Officer, listen Lets stop with the suspicion shit and can we please put a pause on this inquisition bitch cos I feel like we've made a connection here and we're in a position for me to admit that Ive got an addiction for chicks with afflictions that dont want confessions for their fucking convictions they just wanna constriction inflicting tongue twisting and mixing these bitches delicious shit Look at my mrs Now tell me you wouldnt wanna watch these bitches kissing Shit my princess got permission to ditch me for one of these witch dressed chicks as long as she lets me watch them bitches licking every bit from their tits to their ***** shit, did you just censor me? "Yeah, you was getting a bit carried away" What do you mean? "Sir! step over here" Am I being detained? "Not yet" Yet? Why've you got your handcuffs out, what have you got planned for me? Kinky bitch! "Sir, do you always flirt during federal questioning?" Only when the federal questioner has black hair, big tiddys and fishnets "Excuse me" That felt relevant to the investigation "Delete that thought" I will when im done with it "Your reddit history says otherwise" Damn, yeah you got me there "Sir, what is Hotwife of Pi?" Oh fuck, shit, can we just skip that bit? "No, im quite interested, wait here a minute" Its just goth girls all the way down Officer, I dont know what to tell you I open the app to a trap Its fucking goth girls all the way down all the way down all the way down all the way down all the way down all the way down all the way down Goth girls all the way down "Pi" Yeah? "Welcome to America" Ha, knew you were a kinky bitch
