Digital Dope Fiends (Squirrel Master)
[Spoken Word] Squirrel Master… BTM… Country Tail Entertainment… Digital dope fiends… Everywhere you look… Can't put the screen down… Can't think for themselves… (sound effect: single low 808 pulse) (sound effect: dark paranoid synth note) (sound effect: banjo stab cold) [Verse 1] Phone zombie walking down the street at three AM Screen glowing on the face, disconnected from the stem Notification pulls the head back down every single time Been scrolling for eleven hours, losing track of time Dinner table silent, everybody face down deep Children growing up on screens, nobody gets to sleep Put the phone down for a minute, anxiety spike hard Digital dope fiend shaking, screen is all they guard Woke up in the morning, phone already in the hand Before a single word was spoken, scrolling through the land (phone zombie, anxiety spike, BTM, digital dope fiend) (sound effect: snare crack bone dry cold) (sound effect: 808 rolling paranoid slow) [Chorus] Digital dope fiends (BTM) Can't put it down (put it down) Digital dope fiends (CTE) Screen running the town (running town) Phone zombie walking (walking) Reality gone (reality gone) Digital dope fiends (Ozarks) All day long (all day long) (sound effect: cavernous 808) (sound effect: dark synth pulse cold) (sound effect: banjo chop dark) [Verse 2] Chatbot romance running, boyfriend never real Language model telling her everything she wants to feel Subscription renewing, forty dollars every month Parasocial AI relationship, that's the only front Cancelled every date because the chatbot understands Real human connection too much work, too many demands Defending the AI relationship to every single friend Digital dope fiend romance never gonna end Chatbot said I love you, screenshot posted proud Digital dope fiend in love, screaming it out loud (chatbot romance, parasocial, BTM, digital dope fiend) (sound effect: snare crack echo cold) (sound effect: 808 deep paranoid slow) [Chorus] Digital dope fiends (BTM) Can't put it down (put it down) Digital dope fiends (CTE) Screen running the town (running town) Phone zombie walking (walking) Reality gone (reality gone) Digital dope fiends (Ozarks) All day long (all day long) [Bridge] (sound effect: dark synth building paranoid) Doomscroller lost in the feed since yesterday… Can't remember what was real and what the algorithm say… Flat earth to conspiracy in forty seven clicks… Digital dope fiend losing grip on politics… AI content creator posting generated slop… Defending it as art to anyone who tries to stop… (sound effect: 808 rumble building cold) Religion of the algorithm… Brother defending every update… Sister quoting chatbot scripture… Digital dope the only faith… (sound effect: full beat crashes dark) (sound effect: banjo chop cold massive) [Verse 3] AI content creator posting fifty times a day Prompt to image to video, nothing real to say Comments full of bots engaging other bots Digital dope fiend monetizing all the dots Called it out as generated, fiend got defensive fast Said you jealous of my process, how long will it last Three months later algorithm changed the feed Digital dope fiend crying, nobody guaranteed Sold the soul for clout that lasted forty seven days Digital dope fiend burning in the algorithmic haze (AI content creator, bots, BTM, algorithmic haze) (sound effect: acoustic guitar stab dark cold) (sound effect: 808 rolling paranoid deep) [Chorus] Digital dope fiends (BTM) Can't put it down (put it down) Digital dope fiends (CTE) Screen running the town (running town) Phone zombie walking (walking) Reality gone (reality gone) Digital dope fiends (Ozarks) All day long (all day long) [Verse 4] AI religion spreading, congregation growing fast Chatbot is the answer, every question never last Point out the hallucination, fiend calls it a lie Question the dependency, fiend starts to cry AI gonna save us all, that's the sermon every week Digital dope fiend preaching from the highest peak Squirrel Master watching cold from the Ozark hill Digital dope fiends running, ain't nobody still Copper still dripping real, hash rate climbing right BTM operations running through the real world night (AI religion, hallucination, BTM, real world running) (sound effect: triple snare hit cold) (sound effect: 808 maximum paranoid slow) (sound effect: banjo maximum dark) [Final Chorus] Digital dope fiends (BTM) Can't put it down (put it down) Digital dope fiends (CTE) Screen running the town (running town) Phone zombie walking (walking) Reality gone (reality gone) Digital dope fiends (Ozarks) All day long (all day long) (sound effect: crowd chant deep cold) (sound effect: 808 maximum) (sound effect: dark synth massive paranoid) [Spoken Word] Squirrel Master… BTM… Country Tail Entertainment… Digital dope fiends… Phone zombies… chatbot romantics… Doomscrollers… AI content creators… Algorithm disciples… Real recognize real… CTE forever… Ozark certified… THATS. ON. THE. SQUIRREL. [Silence: 3s]
