Off to Jail, Ye Go (v2.0)

[Verse 1] Ye kicked in me door Talkin' bout needin' a smoke But I ain't got the space Nor the time for that You threatenin' me and All that noise Ain't no place for that On me ol' front stoop [Verse 2] So then ye rang the cops on me Said I was a domestic abusin' shyster But I ain't nothin' like that Hope ye enjoy yer ass going to jail [Chorus] Off to jail, ye go Wee lad Ye messed with the wrong person Now ye get to pay Enjoy it while ye can Ain't no Auld Triangles To be found in there [Verse 3] So I hear now Ye stole the prison bus And drove it through town, wee lad Ain't no one impressed We all think ye're just a thief [Verse 4] We never thought Ye'd be such a crook But times sure change And so do we Ye must've thought we'd never find out But no one's being fooled by that ol' pint [Chorus] Off to jail, ye go Wee lad Ye messed with the wrong person Now ye get to pay While ye rot away in that ol' jail We'll get our foam mustaches on [Instrumental] [Bridge] Ye tell us "Rest with it" But sure we'll rest When yer in prison We'll be pouring them pints Right in yer stead [Chorus] Off to jail, ye go Wee lad Ye messed with the wrong person Now ye get to pay We'll be toasting to every day Ye're in that prison cell [Repeat Chorus] Off to jail, ye go Wee lad Ye messed with the wrong person Now ye get to pay We'll be toasting to every day Ye're in that prison cell