# LIL' OL' TENTACLE [Intro — Fast Palm-Muted Guitar, Bouncy Bass] [Drumsticks Count In] ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! [Full Band Explodes] [Verse 1 — Bratty Male Punk Vocal] There's a little green goblin at the end of the bar, Got a joint in her hand and she ain't going far. Big bright eyes and a mischievous grin, She just walked through the door and the trouble walked in. She's curvy and cute with an attitude too, Got a cloud of smoke following everything she do. She says, "I'm not high!" with a straight little face, Then spends twenty minutes looking for her misplaced vape. She's got snacks in her pockets and a lighter in her shoe, Can't remember what she said or what she meant to do. But she's laughing so hard that she's starting to cry, And nobody can remember why! [Pre-Chorus — Drums Build, Guitar Chugs] Oh no! Here she goes! Another damn cloud of smoke! Oh shit! Here we go! Everybody knows! [Chorus — Huge Melodic Pop-Punk Hook, Gang Vocals] HEY! HEY! LIL' OL' TENTACLE! CUTE LITTLE TROUBLE, COMPLETELY UNPREDICTABLE! WHOA-OH-OH! SHE'S HIGH AGAIN! SHE'S GOT A THOUSAND STORIES AND SHE'S LOST THE END! HEY! HEY! LIL' OL' TENTACLE! CURVES AND CHAOS, TOTALLY UNFORGETTABLE! WHOA-OH-OH! JUST LET HER BE! SHE'S THE CUTEST LITTLE STONER THAT YOU'LL EVER SEE! [Short Guitar Riff — 4 Bars] [Verse 2 — Fast Punk Vocal, Playful Delivery] She's hanging with Grukk at the Goblin Grin, Says, "Pass me the bong!" with a devilish grin. Somebody yells "Cheers!" and she takes another hit, Grukk starts yelling "AGAIN!" and they're losing their shit. She's got hips that sway and a tail that swings, And a laugh so loud that the whole bar sings. She'll steal your fries and she'll steal your seat, Then smile so sweet that you admit defeat. She tried to tell a joke but forgot the punchline, Said, "Wait, hold up, I was doing just fine!" Then stared at the ceiling with a thoughtful little frown, Said, "Why's everybody looking upside down?" [Pre-Chorus — Bass and Drums Only] Oh no! Here she goes! Another damn cloud of smoke! Oh shit! Here we go! Everybody knows! [Chorus — Full Band, Gang Vocals] HEY! HEY! LIL' OL' TENTACLE! CUTE LITTLE TROUBLE, COMPLETELY UNPREDICTABLE! WHOA-OH-OH! SHE'S HIGH AGAIN! SHE'S GOT A THOUSAND STORIES AND SHE'S LOST THE END! HEY! HEY! LIL' OL' TENTACLE! CURVES AND CHAOS, TOTALLY UNFORGETTABLE! WHOA-OH-OH! JUST LET HER BE! SHE'S THE CUTEST LITTLE STONER THAT YOU'LL EVER SEE! [Instrumental — Fast Guitar Solo, 8 Bars] [Bridge — Half-Time Drums, Clean Guitar] [Male Vocal — Mock Serious] They say she's a bad influence... They say she's out of control... They say she should really cut back... [Pause] She says... "Where'd my fucking lighter go?" [Band Stops] [Female Voice — Distant] "GRUKK! YOU GOT MY LIGHTER?!" [Male Voice — Deep, Shouting] "IT'S IN YOUR HAND!" [Female Voice] "...Oh." [Full Band Crashes Back In] [Final Chorus — Double Energy, Gang Shouts] HEY! HEY! LIL' OL' TENTACLE! CUTE LITTLE TROUBLE, COMPLETELY UNPREDICTABLE! WHOA-OH-OH! SHE'S HIGH AGAIN! SHE'S GOT A THOUSAND STORIES AND SHE'S LOST THE END! HEY! HEY! LIL' OL' TENTACLE! CURVES AND CHAOS, TOTALLY UNFORGETTABLE! WHOA-OH-OH! JUST LET HER BE! SHE'S THE CUTEST LITTLE STONER THAT YOU'LL EVER SEE! [Outro — Fast Punk Guitar, Drums Driving] LIL' OL' TENTACLE! (HEY! HEY!) LIL' OL' TENTACLE! (WHOA-OH-OH!) SHE'S CURVY! SHE'S CUTE! SHE'S HIGH AS A KITE! AND SHE'S PROBABLY GONNA FORGET THIS SONG TONIGHT! [Band Stops — One Final Guitar Chord] [Female Spoken — Giggle] "Wait... was that about me?" [End]
