Twelve o'clock and not a soul in sight. The mayo's warm, the pickles lose their bite. It’s so quiet you can hear a pin drop... Man, I've never seen a slower shop. Did you say the "S" word? Are you insane?! Every time you say it, there is pain! You never say it's slow in a deli store! Look out the window, look at the floor! Suddenly the counter starts to shake and groove! The pastrami’s got a rhythm and it's starting to move! A portal opens up by the slicing machine, It's the wildest clusterfuck that you've ever seen! Order up! Order up! The demons want some rye! A naked centaur’s falling from the sky! A poltergeist is groping all the honey ham! The Bigfoot’s in the back eating all he can! A dominatrix vampire wants her turkey thin, She’s slapping down a twenty with a wicked grin! We’ve got goblins eating olives, witches drinking juice! There’s a sexy lizard monster shaking its caboose! It’s a supernatural lunch rush, everything must go, Next time keep your mouth shut and never say it’s slow! Suddenly the counter starts to shake and groove! The pastrami’s got a rhythm and it's starting to move! A portal opens up by the slicing machine, It's the wildest clusterfuck that you've ever seen! Order up! Order up! The demons want some rye! A naked centaur’s waving us goodbye! The deli is a madhouse! The deli is a zoo! Hold on to your lunch... Before it eats you!
