*[Vocal style: Heavy vocal effects, low, breathing heavily right into the microphone]* Mmm... it’s only been seven days... But you’ve got me looking at your portfolio. Reporting for duty, daddy. Check your messages... tell me if you like the projection. ### [Verse 1] One week of texting and my discipline is completely gone I’ve been sending you positions that you’ll want to look upon A reservist with a high-yield account You look so good in camo, I just want to watch it mount. I sent a little video to maximize your trend A private exhibition of your favorite dividend. I’m a hopeless romantic, yeah, I’m slipping on the slope Ready to be your devoted little economic hope. ### [Pre-Chorus] *[Bass drops out, replaced by a thumping kick, snappy handclaps, and rising synth sweeps]* I’m already planning the wedding in my head While I’m flooding your screen with me rolling in my bed. My standards are liquid, my interest is high— Just audit my body and watch me fly! ### [Chorus] *[Explosive, high-energy disco-pop drop. Thick, slippery bassline bounces heavily]* Oh, I’m flooding your inbox, I’m begging to serve! Giving you every single asset you deserve! I’m a hopeless romantic on a seven-day bender, Ready for your physical and financial surrender! Take total command, yeah, deploy on my body, Your devoted little angel turning explicitly naughty! I’m dropping my defenses while you're counting the gains— And I'm falling in love while you're taking the reins! ### [Verse 2] *[Beat drops back into a sharp, syncopated bass groove with subtle boot-stomp accents]* You’re an officer, honey, so take total charge The deficit in my bedroom is incredibly large. I sent a little preview of my structural supply To show you how my market likes to diversify. Is that a calculator or a weapon in your hand? Either way, I’m ready for your tactical command. I’m a full-time lover with zero delay, Your military strategy is hitting A-OK. ### [Pre-Chorus] *[Buildup returns, vocal layers stacking]* I don't need a dinner, I don't need a text I’m already obsessed, you’re the first and the next! My drawbridge is lowered, my fortress is weak— So liquidate my assets, you gorgeous finance geek! ### [Chorus] *[Full production, maximum dance-floor energy, laser sound effects]* Oh, I’m flooding your inbox, I’m begging to serve! Giving you every single asset you deserve! I’m a hopeless romantic on a seven-day bender, Ready for your physical and financial surrender! Take total command, yeah, deploy on my body, Your devoted little angel turning explicitly naughty! I’m dropping my defenses while you're counting the gains— And I'm falling in love while you're taking the reins! ### [Bridge] *[Music strips down to just a pulsing bass synth and heavy, breathless vocals]* Is it love? Is it lust? Is it instant release? I’m a starved little animal wanting a piece. Check your notifications, I just sent you some more... A beautiful disaster on the bedroom floor. I fall way too fast, and I open too wide— But it feels so much better with you on the inside. *[Frantic, rising synth glissando building to a climax]* ### [Guitar / Synth Solo - Funky, French-house style filter sweeps, heavy bass slap mimicking bugle calls]* ### [Chorus] *[Maximum climax energy, double-tracked sultry vocals, heavy bass saturation]* Oh, I’m flooding your inbox, I’m begging to serve! Giving you every single asset you deserve! I’m a hopeless romantic on a seven-day bender, Ready for your physical and financial surrender! Take total command, yeah, deploy on my body, Your devoted little angel turning explicitly naughty! I’m dropping my defenses while you're counting the gains— And I'm falling in love while you're taking the reins! ### [Outro] *[The beat begins to loop, synths echo out into a slow, post-coital whisper]* Yeah... high-yield returns. Did you like the video? I already cleared a drawer for your uniform. Don't run away... I’ve got more media to send. Thank you for your service... *[Heavy electronic bass thud, final sharp breath]* I love you.
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