Introduction I don’t need a wizard, not today I could use some time off A time out Hopefully a landing that’s soft And no bitchy witches are about… Chorus Not, ‘if I only had a heart,’ I need to keep from falling apart I’ve strode down yellow roads Last thing I want, an emotional load I might be thin, made of tin, Nobody knows, the trouble I’m in… Since Dorothy and I been apart, The last thing I need is a heart… Verse 1 I’m a hard man to move When I don’t move around I’ve got a few sidekicks, but They’re mostly clowns Verse 2 But that’s better than Those flying primates You’ll want to disappear After a dozen bites Chorus Not, ‘if I only had a heart,’ I need to keep from falling apart I’ve strode down yellow roads Last thing I want, an emotional load I might be thin, made of tin, Nobody knows, the trouble I'm in… Since Dorothy and I been apart, The last thing I need is a heart… Verse 3 This bird with pigtails With so many lands to roam Clicks some stupid heels And somehow goes home? Verse 4 I’d be better off without Anything inside me now We’re not in Oz anymore But I don’t know how Chorus Not, ‘if I only had a heart,’ I need to keep from falling apart I’ve strode down yellow roads Last thing I want, an emotional load I might be thin, made of tin, Nobody knows, the trouble I'm in… Since Dorothy and I been apart, The last thing I need is a heart… Outro I don’t need a wizard, not today I could use some time off A time out Hopefully a landing that’s soft And no bitchy witches are about…
