>working out in the middle of the night >finish workout >shower in the dressing room >notice i left my towels at home >Ive done it again >notice a roll of toilet paper left by the cleaners on a bench >grab some paper and dab it on my body >not efficient enough >just take the entire roll and start wrapping individual body parts in tp >get carried away >my entire body is wrapped up like a mummy, face included >hear someone enter the room >oh no >some guy walks in and sees me >time freezes >longest eye contact i've ever had >guy spins on his heels and walks out without a word >can't blame him >if i'd encountered the sungod Brah, i'd flee too working out in the middle of the night have shower but no towels in sight mummy wrap myself up oh so tight hear a guy come in and get a fright he flees sungod brah without a fight working out in the middle of the night working out in the middle of the night working out in the middle of the night


