(Verse 1) Hooray for Hollywood, where dreams are sold by the bag, With endless glitz and glamor and a spotlight on a rag. From recycled plots to heroes who don't grow, The clichés are endless, and the scripts are always low. (Chorus) Hooray for Hollywood, where talent takes a back seat, Where every great performance is just a recycled beat. Oh, how we adore the way they recycle the same old score, Hooray for Hollywood, it's a wonder and a bore! (Verse 2) Hooray for Hollywood, where stars are living large, In mansions with their servants and their credit cards in charge. With fame that’s fleeting, but the egos never change, Where everyone’s a genius, except the ones who really arrange. (Chorus) Hooray for Hollywood, where the scandals always sell, Where every whispered secret is a new tabloid’s tell. Oh, how we adore the endless red carpet galore, Hooray for Hollywood, where less is always more! (Bridge) You’ll find no deep emotions, just explosions and romance, And every movie's magic comes from a robot’s dance. Yet we cheer and we applaud, for each predictable scene, In the land of endless sequels where they never miss a dream. (Verse 3) Hooray for Hollywood, where originality’s gone, Rebooting every classic 'til the magic's all withdrawn. With stars who never age and plots that always freeze, They’ll keep us watching mindlessly, with every made-up tease. (Chorus) Hooray for Hollywood, where the shallow always wins, Where every shallow triumph is a victory within. Oh, how we adore the glamour and the glitter and the roar, Hooray for Hollywood, we're still asking for some more!
