
Santa's Got A Side Hustle
[Verse 1] Everybody think Santa only work one night, Up in the sky with that sleigh in flight. But lemme tell you somethin’ that’ll blow your mind — He’s clockin’ in daily, tryin’ to stay on the grind. He drives a Yellow Cab down on 12th and Main, Pickin’ folks up in the cold and rain. Red hat low, beard tucked tight, License say “Kris C.” under the dashboard light. [Chorus] 🎶 Santa got a side hustle, makin’ that dough, Gotta pay for them toys and the reindeer show. From the North Pole nights to the city streets, He’s a jolly man workin’ just to make ends meet. 🎶 [Verse 2] In the spring he’s workin’ part-time at the mall, Takin’ passport photos for folks big and small. In the summer he’s a handyman, fixin’ roofs, Hammer in his belt and snow still on his boots. He stocks shelves at night in a grocery store, Got a cart full of candy in aisle four. Kids wave hello — think he looks familiar, He just winks and says, “Baby, that’s my twin up in the winter.” [Chorus] 🎶 Santa got a side hustle, pushin’ that cart, Gotta keep them elves fed, gotta play his part. Ho-ho-hold on tight, he’s a nine-to-fiver too, Christmas don’t happen without the work he do. 🎶 [Bridge – Funk Breakdown] 🎤 Spoken low and groovy: “Yeah, them cookies only go so far… Milk don’t pay the electric bill… Them reindeer? They eat like linebackers…” 🎶 Work that sleigh, pay that rent, Christmas magic heaven-sent. Ride that night shift, shine that light, Santa hustle every day and night! 🎶 [Verse 3] Come December he’s tired but he’s feelin’ proud, From all them folks he’s helped around. From tune-ups, mail runs, barbershop sweeps — Santa earned that Christmas sleep. When the moonlight hits that Christmas Eve, He clock out early, dust off his sleeves. Jumps in the sleigh with a joyful shout: “Side hustles done — now the real work’s out!” [Final Chorus – Full Choir] 🎶 Santa got a side hustle, makin’ that green, Coolest workin’ man the world’s ever seen. From the rooftop ride to the punch-in line, He’s the Christmas boss puttin’ in overtime! 🎶 [Outro – Sleigh Bells + Funk Guitar Fade] 🎶 He’s hustlin’, hustlin’, all year long… 🎶 ’Til that Christmas beat becomes his song… 🎶 Side hustle Santa, keepin’ Christmas strong…

