[INTRO] “Child…skiller.” [rap] He sits in the room, with her, and she’s gone, Like a Kong, king Friday on Saturday stabbed Lady Alexis ‘cause sex is not appropriate here I’m near my breaking point but past it, Laugh out loud while I bash it, right in your face, Right in you puss, right about now, how, meow, Is what the cat says. What the cat says. What. The. Cat. Saaaaays. (CHORUS) IT WAS A HUMAN ERROR! A HUMAN ERROR! A HUMAN ERROR! IT’S THE END! THE END! THE END! HOPE YOU HAVE A…GREAT TIIIIIIME! [RAP] What you are knowing, Like a plumbers crack showing, and mowing The lawn in my mind, you will find That ritz crackers are delicious. Vicious. Promiscuous. Viscous. Luscisious and biscuits. And Gravy. (CHORUS) IT WAS A HUMAN ERROR! A HUMAN ERROR! A HUMAN ERROR! IT’S THE END! THE END! THE END! HOPE YOU HAVE A…GREAT TIIIIIIME! [solo] [bridge] It’s the bridge while the cats in the fridge, The pants are striped, the butt wiped. We live in IOWA! We keep our butt holes clean And our demeanor mean And our trucks are tall And we love it all. If people say the we are Idiots Out Wandering Around, I’d like to see YOUR Town, To make me frown. BUILD. THE. WALL! BUILD. THE. WALL! IT MAKES US….FEEL TALL! LIKE OUR TRUCKS! [OUTRO] IT WAS A HUMAN ERROR! A HUMAN ERROR! A HUMAN ERROR! IT’S THE END! THE END! THE END! HOPE YOU HAVE A…GREAT TIIIIIIME!
