[Intro] RRRRAAAAUUGHHH BIP BIP BIP BIP ROF ROF ARF ARF UUUURRRGHHH [Verse 1] I GOT A TRAFFIC CONE STUCK INSIDE MY AAAAAAAAAARF BIP BIP BIP BIP MY LEFT SHOE IS FULL OF HAM ROF ROF ROF ROF RRAAAAAAGHHH I KEEP SCREAMING AT THE SODA MACHINE AND IT KEEPS SCREAMING BACK BIP BIP BIP BIP BIP EEEEEUUUGHHH [Breakdown] KICK SNARE ARF KICK SNARE ROF BARK BARK BARK BARK I'M EATING DRYWALL IN THE PARKING LOT BIP BIP BIP BIP BIP BIP RRAAAAUUUGHHH [Verse 2] THERE'S SPAGHETTI IN MY BACKPACK AND IT'S MOVING ROF ROF ROF UUUUUGHHH I GOT FIRED FROM THE LASER TAG ARENA FOR GROWLING AT A CHILD BIP BIP BIP BIP ARF ARF ARF ARF MY BLOOD TYPE IS MOUNTAIN DEW [Pre-Chorus] UUUUUURRRRRRRGGGHHHH BIP BIP BIP BIP BIP BIP I CAN FEEL THE CONCRETE BREATHING [Chorus] ARF ARF ROF ROF BIP BIP RRRRAAAAGHHH YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S INSIDE THE BUCKET ARF ARF ROF ROF BIP BIP EEEEEEEUUGHHH THERE'S MAYONNAISE ON THE CEILING FAN [Instrumental Noise Section] BIP BIP BIP BIP BIP BIP ROF ROF ROF ROF CHRRR CHRRR BLEEEEGHHH WOOF ARF WOOF ARF [Bridge] I DROVE A LAWNMOWER THROUGH THE FOOD COURT AND NOBODY STOPPED ME UUUUUGGGHHHH BIP BIP BIP BIP I SAW A MAN TURN INTO A HOT DOG ROF ROF ROF ROF HE LOOKED AT ME AND SAID "BARK" [Final Breakdown] ARF ARF ARF ARF BIP BIP BIP BIP KRRRRRRRRRRR MY ENTIRE HOUSE SMELLS LIKE PEPPERONI ROF ROF ROF ROF I'M DOING PUSHUPS IN THE ATTIC BIP BIP BIP BIP BIP BIP RRAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGGGHHHHH [Outro] arf arf bip bip rof rof uuuuughhhhhh THE CHICKEN HAS MY WALLET BIP.
