Wrong Time Regrets (I'm sorry...but i'm not part 1)

I'm sorry about the orgies They seemed like a good idea at the wrong time I didn't know that you would need therapy I didn't know you'd become my wife You say that you love me I just don't understand I have the greatest life of any man But you still love me Even when I have a drink in my hand I'm sorry It seemed like a good idea at the wrong time I regret the life I led All the drugs I never did All the people I never met Every time I didn't lose my head I'm sorry... but I'm not I'm sorry about the whiskey I'm sorry about the cocaine I'm sorry about the women I'm sorry about the brain damage I'm still alive How did I get here? I must have died ten thousand times Still I survive I'm sorry about the hangovers I'm sorry about the ketamine I'm sorry about the pills I'm sorry about the nightmares But I'm not I'm sorry It seemed like a good idea at the wrong time I regret the life I led All the drugs I never did All the people I never met Every time I didn't lose my head I'm sorry... but I'm not I'm still alive How did I get here? I must have died Ten thousand times Still I survive I'm sorry about the speed I'm sorry about the beating I'm sorry about the threesomes I'm sorry about the mess I'm sorry about the panic attacks I'm sorry about the booze I'm sorry about the orgies I’m sorry... but I'm not And now we're old We just wanna stay at home Sit in our comfy chair And the best days of our life Are behind us I'm sorry It seemed like a good idea at the wrong time I regret the life I led All the drugs I never did All the people I never met Every time I didn't lose my head All the life decisions I made I'm sorry... but I'm not You still love me I don't understand