
Algebra 101 - I+AI x theSkateborg ^GANTASMO
"Part One... Polynomials, rational functions. and theory of equations" Polynomials and rational functions, coefficients, Linear factors and quadratics and pure imaginaries, Partial fraction decomposition, And synthetic division, multiplicity of roots, and complex conjugates (What?) I said "complex conjugates"! (WHAT?) We're talkin' algebra, "Part Two... Conic sections" What we're doin' here is algebra. Try a little bit and Wow! and ya... Are gonna wonder how, did ya? Ever get along without it up to now (bruh) It's algebra, Get yourself a little algebra You're really gonna be amazed At all that it can do fer ya. (Who, me?) Yes, you! Hyperbolas and circles and ellipses and parabolas And diameters and radii and axes of symmetry And sections of the cone and completion of the square And directrices and intercepts and vertices and foci And asymptotes (What?) I said "asymptotes"! (WHAT??) We're talkin algebra "Part Three: Matrices and determinants" Linear simultaneous equations and solutions, Using coefficient matrices and quotients of determinants, And inconsistent systems , elementary operations, Using Cramer's rule and Gaussian elimination, And co-factors. (What?) I said "co-factors"! (WHAT?) We're talkin algebra What we're doin' here is algebra. Try a little bit and Wow! You are gonna wonder how Did you ever get along without it up to now. It's algebra, Get yourself a little algebra. You are really gonna be amazed at all that it can do fer ya. "Part Four... Mathematical induction, sequences and counting." Geometric sequences and infinite series, Permutations, combinations, and the sigma notation , Mathematical induction, arithmetical progression, And binomial expansion and the Pascal triangle, And factorials. (Huh?) I said "factorials"! (HUH?) We're talkin algebra What we're doin' here is algebra. Try a little bit and Wow! Ya.. Are gonna wonder how did ya Ever get along without it up to now. (huh-duh) Yes Agatha, G-g-g go and Get yourself a little algebra. Mom and Dad will surely be prouda ya, We're talkin' algebra,

