🎙️[Verse 1] I woke up late with a boot on my head, Slipped on some corn and fell outta bed. Dog's in my pants, pig’s drinkin’ my tea, And the goat’s starin’ sassily right at me! 🎵[Yodel Hook 1 – Nervous Farmer Style] 🎶 Yo-de-lay-hee! Yo-de-lay-ohh! I’m yodelin’ loud for my four-hoofed beau! Yo-de-lay-ay! Yo-de-lay-hee-hon— The goat looked away… and then he was gone. 🎙️[Verse 2] I tried again near the chicken coop, Strummin’ my washboard in a one-man troupe. But the hens got scared and laid square eggs, And the rooster yodeled back... on two legs?! 🎵[Yodel Hook 2 – Chicken Choir Style] 🎶 Bok-bok-lay-hee! Cluck-cluck-lay-hoo! Even my chickens got better yodels than you! Yo-de-lay-huh? Yo-de-lay-meow?? Wait—was that my cat?! How’d she learn now? 🎙️[Bridge – Farmer Breakdown] I slipped in the mud, my hat took flight, My kazoo got stuck in a goose mid-flight. The cows just mooed in three-part song, I cried in the hay—but the goat sang along!! 🎵[Final Yodel Hook – Goat & Farmer Duet] 🎶 Yo-de-lay-yee! Yo-de-lay-yoo! Farmer and goat, singin’ off-key too! Yo-de-lay-hee, through the barn we go— Chasin’ dreams and spillin’ jell-o! 🐐[Outro – With Goat Solo] Goat: “BAAA-YO-DE-LAAAAY-HEEEE-HOOO!” Farmer: “…Okay, I admit it. He’s better.”
