[Verse] Prowlin’ the stream, tiger's on the scene, Striped like the night, movin’ real keen. Salmon doin’ flips, call it aqua routine, Biggest fish in the river, dreams obscene. [Verse 2] Tiger in a tux, tail swishin’ like a broom, Haters in the woods, whisperin' his doom. Slipped on a pebble, made a cartoon boom, Now he’s wet and wild, fish smellin’ the fume. [Chorus] Tiger’s got moves, in the river he grooves, Chasin' that salmon, with its slippery hooves. Splashin’ and dashin’, all logic he disproves, It’s a comedy of chaos, every moment improves. [Verse 3] Dove headfirst, like a cannonball blast, Salmon just winked, swam by real fast. Caught in a log jam, tiger stuck in the past, Broke free like Houdini, this chase gon' last. [Bridge] Bear on the bank said, “You wild, my dude!” Tiger said, “Watch this, I’m catchin’ fish food!” Did a backflip, landed half in the nude, Salmon laughed so hard, it changed its mood. [Chorus] Tiger’s got moves, in the river he grooves, Chasin' that salmon, with its slippery hooves. Splashin’ and dashin’, all logic he disproves, It’s a comedy of chaos, every moment improves.
