[Verse] Doc told me don't eat fried chicken But that's the best part of the bird With a grunt and a flush hear me cuss Cause my crap comes after dessert When something happened in that bowl today That amplified my dismay [Chorus] Poop smells different all around the world Poop smells different all around the world From Fort Lauderdale to Japan Please understand Poop smells different all around the world [Verse 2] Hopped on a boat to Phuket Island Are the rumors true? Spicy street food had the ending I knew So I gave it a brew Candle getting lower than a mangrove root And I thought back to a certain truth [Chorus] Poop smells different all around the world Poop smells different all around the world From St. Barthélemy to the Yucatán We're still smilin' Poop smells different all around the world [Bridge] So if times are tough and flights are rough We're not that far from true North Star Tides will rise and skies will fall But for now y'all .. [Chorus] Let's sing about poop all around the world Poop smells different all around the world Where have you been where you wanna go We already know Poop smells different all around the world Poop smells different all around the world All around the world All around the world Poop smells different All around the world
