[Verse] I've got a little secret, something oh so wild A passion that's unique, it'll drive you wild While others might turn up their noses in disgust I find joy and pleasure in a porcelain trust (oh yeah) [Chorus] I'm a lover of urinals, can't you see? (can't you see?) A modern marvel that sets me free (sets me free) No more worries, no more strife (no more strife) Urinals in the home, changed my life (changed my life) (ooh yeah)
