[Sounds of typewriters clicking and clacking] [Verse 1] Ever since I joined the crew, I’ve typed with zeal and might. From Rochester’s big Olympics, To the keys that shine so bright. But I ain’t seen a typist like her, In any office pool— That fleet fingered Pam sure can work this IBM tool! [Chorus] She’s a Typing Wizard, With a record-breaking twist. A Typing Wizard, Speed and supple wrists! How do you think she does it? I don’t know! [Verse 2] Walter Niles, we’re glad to greet you, Yes, we are indeed! Hosting us in ’36, Where typing dreams are freed. Our Electric Writer’s doing, The things that business needs— But Pam’s smashing records, setting all time speeds [Chorus] She’s a Typing Wizard, Typing with such flair. A Typing Wizard, Fingers everywhere! How do you think she does it? I don’t know! [Verse 3] No noise can break her focus, No bell can slow her roll. She pounds the keys with fervor, A live-wire in control. We love our Electric Writer, And our splendid IBM— But Pam’s the sensation, leading all again! [Chorus] She’s a Typing Wizard, In a record setting quest. A Typing Wizard, Clearly the best! How do you think she does it? I don’t know! [Verse 4] Electric Writers serving, Great establishments with glee, Pam’s vim and pep astound us, A marvel all can see. From coast to coast she’s reigning, With every keystroke bold— The Typing Wizard’s tale will long be told! [Outro] Typing Wizard! Typing Wizard! Pam’s the Typing Wizard, And she’s pure gold!
